Sensual Sexual Pleasure

Just over a mugging session yesterday, Winnie commented that Facebook is the world’s number one stalking tool. In fact, I’m sure many of us have had the same sentiments. I was wondering if the SAF has similar plans to adopt the facebook platform as one of their surveillance tools, but limited to detecting soldiers posting work sensitive materials on the social medium.
Coincidentally, my final year project revolves around the subject of collective intelligence on social networks. As so the title suggests, it gives an idea of how knowledge wealthy we can be if we decide to contribute collectively as a community. And I must say that with every contribution, we get more intelligent; at least my hall mates are.
Just last week, two of my hall mates decided that I shall exhibit my prurient side on facebook, just for fun. In a matter of seconds, I got hitched and getting randy. And I kid you not when I said it all happened in seconds.
With a two-word facebook message that attracts a whooping total of 34 comments, I must say that Asians aren’t that conservative as they purport themselves to be. After all, at least five of them have no inhibitions in expressing their interests by clicking on that ‘like’ button. Sex sells after all.
What really transpired was Mark and Zongtang decided they should post something kinky on my facebook wall — using my account. Me being too trusting, only managed to find out after the message went live for an hour, and minutes playing ‘photo hunt’ to search for which changes were made on my profile.
Darn, my worst fear was confirmed when they got me listed as ‘in a relationship’. What if someone who’s stalking me during that one hour window was interested in me? Talking about opportunity loss. They could have changed my web site instead: since not many traffic derived from my facebook profile. But on second thought, luckily they didn’t, else you’ll be reading something pornographic.
Then again, it’s not very wise to get victimized when my employer, colleagues, secondary school teachers and polytechnic lecturers were all on facebook. You know, it’s not very exemplary of a military civil servant to declare his current state of randiness on a public forum. And did I mention I belong to the goody-two-shoes category when I was schooling during my teenage years? That hasn’t changed one bit.
In any case, any able-minded individual should be able to see it as a prank, and not a bona fide status message posted by me. Yeah, don’t be an ass thinking I was really horny after reading this. Some people just cannot accept humour in this form.

Just over a mugging session days ago, Winnie commented that Facebook is the world’s number one stalking tool. In fact, I’m sure many of us have had the same sentiments. I was wondering if the SAF has similar plans to adopt the facebook platform as one of their surveillance tools, but limited to detecting soldiers posting work sensitive materials on the social medium.

Coincidentally, my final year project revolves around the subject of collective intelligence on social networks. As so the title suggests, it gives an idea of how knowledge wealthy we can be if we decide to contribute collectively as a community. And I must say that with every contribution, we get more intelligent; at least my hall mates are.

Just last week, two of my hall mates decided that I shall exhibit my prurient side on facebook, just for fun. In a matter of seconds, I got hitched and was getting randy. And I kid you not when I said it all happened in seconds.

With a two-word facebook message that attracts a whooping total of 34 comments, I must say that Asians aren’t that conservative as they purport themselves to be. After all, at least five of them have no inhibitions in expressing their interests by clicking on the ‘like’ button. Sex sells after all.

What really transpired was Mark and Zongtang decided they should post something kinky on my facebook wall — using my account. Perhaps it’s just me being too trusting, only managed to find out after the message went live for an hour, and several minutes thereafter playing ‘photo hunt’ to search for changes made to my profile.

Darn, my worst fear was confirmed when they got me listed as ‘in a relationship’. What if someone who’s stalking me during that one hour window was interested in me? Talking about opportunity loss. They could have changed my web site instead: since not many traffic derived from my facebook profile. But on second thought, luckily they didn’t, else you’ll be reading something pornographic.

Then again, it’s not very wise to get victimized when my employer, colleagues, secondary school teachers and polytechnic lecturers were all on facebook. You know, it’s not very exemplary of a military civil servant to declare his current state of randiness on a public forum. And did I mention I belong to the goody-two-shoes category when I was schooling during my teenage years? That hasn’t changed one bit.

In any case, any able-minded individual should be able to see it as a prank, and not a bona fide status message posted by me. Yeah, so don’t be an ass thinking for a moment that I was really horny. Some people just cannot accept humour in this form.