This might not be entirely nice or ethical to begin with. I know I shouldn’t have analyzed this piece of junk because I should have been long over it. But it’s this kind of occasional consternation that sets me through the entire thought process of thinking and mulling, all over again.

I managed to cull this off from a facebook note of hers.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend – you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Of course, life partner. So now, I felt like I’ve been debased from a potential life partner to someone who did not fit the bill. The other time Hui Jun asked how would I’ve known if you-know-who were the one for me. I told her I didn’t know. That’s why I wanted to know you-know-who by getting closer and finding now more. Oh no, you-know-who had to stop this possibility prematurely because she’s so darn sure that she’s found the right one.

I’m not in love with Voldemort.

But how can I be sure that she’s found the right one now? Oh, here’s the interesting part.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

Ha. A month and a half maybe for them to know each other and fall into deep heads-over-heels love. I wouldn’t say I know anyone within that short a time frame. And I’m dead sure she probably don’t know me well at all, that’s why the thought of me being special and wanting me to remain as part of her life is a very remote excuse or an utterly bad exit strategy. Yeah, just say I’m being dumped. I’ll feel so much better. I have to face that anyway, so what’s the difference between embellishing those words with empty promises?

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren’t interested in wasting time with people you don’t really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Amusingly true, on the former. Time will tell, on the latter. The next time when Capricorns spend significantly shorter time with you, you’ll know they didn’t want to waste their precious time on you.

It’s a tad scary, because it feels like you’re one of those items placed on supermarket shelves and here comes Capricorn housewife choosing her wares, riffling through the stacks of products while remaining oblivious to the tumultuous badgering you and your counterparts are making. It’s akin to being one of those street hookers on the walkways waiting for their chances of being chosen as their sordid customers come scrutinizing their purchase from head-to-toe. You know what I mean, the idea of being evaluated thoroughly when all you’ve done on your part is maintaining an open mind for a possible relationship.

But nay, I’m now regarded or certified inapt because she said so the quiz response’s precision and her quick decision left me that impression. I’m sure she prided herself as being sagacious when it comes to handling choosing life partners.

Yeah, I’m fuming as I write this, only this time with increased sarcasm. I know everyone’s must be opining me to get over this and take it with a pinch of salt. And this is the way I do it. Besides, you probably wouldn’t agree this is a piece of crap, because you’ve just finished it. Yeah, talking about getting a life.